February 07, 2008

Lizard Man is Out

Mitt Romney, in a speech to CPAC:

"If I fight on in my campaign, all the way to the convention, I would forestall the launch of a national campaign and make it more likely that Senator Clinton or Obama would win. And in this time of war, I simply cannot let my campaign be a part of aiding a surrender to terror."

Whatever, Creepy Creeperson. Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

9 Told Me a Secret:

sageweb said...

Yippee! Sorta I guess...now we wait. Hey I like your ever changing banner. It is like you re-decorate every other day.

RG said...

"...be part of aiding a surrender to terror." Are you fucking kidding me? Ugh - puto, pendejo, cabron. See, this is why he BARELY got 51% here in Massachusetts. What a dirty smack at the Democrats - typical.

That being said, do you think he's angling for the VP spot since he hasn't released his delegates?

more cowbell said...

Hello, Drama Queen? The lace on your magic panties must be chafing.

Ding Dong the Mitt is dead!

Lorraine said...

Maggots on the garbage can lid/Mitt Romney= samey same.

If he's anglin' for the VP spot, well, all I can say is praisalluia. I'm thinking that would pretty much be the kiss o' death.

Doralong said...

I was sitting in the Jiffy Lube (keep your comments to yourself people)and CNN was on and they had just literally gone to the announcement and I'm whooping.. I think the other folks in the waiting room got a little freaked out.

jzakibe said...

You know, when I was at Frontrunners last night, there was a guy there who was really upset. He had supported Romney.

I have now seen it all! A gay man who voted for Romney!

Red7Eric said...

Sage: Are you impugning my manhood! So I like to decorate; what are you suggesting??!! Ha! Wheeee ....

RG: Did we expect better?

Cowbell: Which old Mitt? The Wicked Mitt!

Lorraine: I think McCain hates Mitt Romney more than most Democrats. I think we're safe.

Doralong: Whoop whoop!

John Z.: Well, if you'd seen some of the things that Mitt had said and written when he was the Governor of Massachussetts, there'd be good reason. He loved us, when it was politically expedient for him to do so ...

Elizabeth said...

Total opportunistic asshole with no soul or center, the absolute epitome of all that's awful about politicians. I will miss Letterman's riffs on him, though. Here are some of my favs:
"How about that Mitt Romney, huh? Mitt looks like a guy wearing a golf shirt in an Eddie Bauer catalogue. He looks like the photo that comes with the frame. ...He looks like a tennis pro at a restricted country club... He looks like the guy on the 'Just For Men' bottle." Mitt Romney looks like the guy who says to the contestant, 'We're out of time, can you come back tomorrow?'"

Mitt, you're out of time.

Michael said...

A surrendor to terror??? Jeez, Louise, talk about fear-mongering sensationalism. Is he kidding. But honestly, Mike "anti-evolution" Huckabee scares me more!